As soon as I saw this thread, I thought "aha. Bonzo no brain is at it again."

FYI, I shall be on the march tomorrow, getting up at 4-30am to make sure I catch the train which NUT has kindly chartered to take us down to London. I am not part of any rentamob. Like the overwhelming majority of protesters, I will be there out of a conviction that what is being inflicted on the ordinary people of this country is wrong. It is immoral.

The present debt crisis wasn't caused by the previous government. Neither was it caused by greedy trade unionists holding the country to ransom. (Remember that one. It used to be thrown at every group of workers who had the temerity to put in for even the most modest of cost of living pay rises.) It was caused by greedy irresponsible fat cat bankers holding the world to ransom and very nearly plunging us into a 1930s style depression. And the bastards are still at it, and making far more money, than those supposedly greedy trade unionists ever made!!!

Tell me Bonzo. How do you manage to cock your leg against a lamp post when you've only got three to stand on? Or do you just not bother?