Don't ya just hate it when they go to the pledge breaks and ya already sent yer coin in a while back and they drone on and on and they're just talkin about shit and tryin ta fill in time kinda like I am doin now? I hate that. Not as much as the fact that I can't just give MPBN a few bucks and get a hat... I don't need a fuckin tote bag or a set of DVDs of whatever or whatever but most of us old guys need a hat on accounta it's cold in the winter and it's sunny in the summer on our bald heads. Jaysus H eh? How can I send money to MPBN when they don't even know old guys are often bald fer Chrissakes? They can't do the math?

I should apply fer a job in their marketing department. First day... "Hey, you got any hats? No? Yer fired!"

And, yeah, I have asked about Mudcat Café hats many times. Apparently, there are no bald 'Catters.