Filling in my 'last work' as 'Schoolteacher', I was asked to describe this type of work. What could one put but 'Teaching in a school'? And what was the purpose of the place where I worked? 'Teaching pupils'. And how would I describe my state of health? Not bad thank you very much! And how well do I speak English? Using what standard of measurement exactly? All very vague. I've discovered that the mysterious Question 17 is left blank for the purpose of Welsh people. Are they going to write something very rude there in Welsh?