Well Roger, as an ex-dancer and a proud upholder of the tradition, I have to say thatyou are expecting a lot from the British public.

You have a side of six guys dressed in baldrics or tabbards, bells on their legs and waving hankies whilst wearing straw hats with flowers in them and you don't expect the British public, a nation well known for its dry and witty sense of humour, not to take the piss - come on, what planet are you on?