What the....???

Man, I can't believe I didn't spot this thread till now! I been wantin' to pick a bone with YOU, mister. In my opinion, which is about the best opinion around here, you are one sorry-ass human, Bub. You are the scrapin's off the bottom of the proverbial barrel, know what I mean?

First off, you start accusin' me of messin' up yer campaign office back in 2008 and that is a bald-faced lie! Next you start insultin' me and my close relatives by usin' specist language and innuendo. Next you scorn my generous offer of $5,000 for yer property when you was sellin' it.

I don't forget that kinda stuff, buster. You are lucky I'm so busy with work right now or I would come down yer way and rearrange yer features some, see? I would make you a bit better lookin', just outta the kindness of my heart, by hammerin' you inta the ground like a tent peg. Hold that thought, okay?

- Chongo