The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #136853   Message #3127975
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Apr-11 - 11:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: April Fools 'joke' goes badly awry!
Subject: RE: BS: April Fools 'joke' goes badly awry!
Yes, being shot can really ruin your day. So can being tea-gassed, pepper-sprayed, concussion-grenaded, or any one of a number of other things.

I know, I know, Shame. You were just foolin' around. But I've actually BEEN a cop, once, long ago, and I was even brought up on police brutality charges. Of course, nothing came of them because all we did was get the guy on the ground, handcuff him, put the boots to him a few times, get in a little "stick time", and kick-roll him down some stairs and across the street to the car before we hauled him off to jail. Then he had the audacity to file a brutality complaint! Well, after we visited with him and explained things in a nice way he dropped it, and a good thing for him too.

On another topic, do you know how many prisoners commit suicide in their jail cells?