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Thread #136853   Message #3129150
Posted By: GUEST,Joseph Blunder
05-Apr-11 - 01:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: April Fools 'joke' goes badly awry!
Subject: RE: BS: April Fools 'joke' goes badly awry!
The entire McBride family are the spawn of Satan! Their very existence is an ominous sign that the End of Days draws near!!! They are the henchmen of the AntiChrist, put upon this Earth by Beelzebub himself to seduce virgins, oppress the innocent, and despoil the land! Only believing on the Lord Jesus can protect us against these hell-spawn! It was my faith in the Lord that gave me the strength to face down that young Satanist in the bank and defy him with all the authority given me by Allmighty God! By a God-given MIRACLE his gun was transformed into a harmless toy even as he pulled the trigger and he was rendered impotent and helpless before the forces of both human and DIVINE law!

I watch the Reverend Jimmy Lee Staggers faithfully. He is like unto a lamp shining light upon the heathen in a sea of enveloping darkness that threatens to swallow all life and all hope, but the righteous shall win through in the end when the clouds are parted at the FINAL TRUMP and the Lord makes a new Heaven and a new Earth, and we who have remained faithful will dwell with the Lord forever and ever and the Earth shall be made again into a paradise for the holy and the just.

Don't forget to vote! Mark your ballot for Joseph Blunder, Christian Heritage Party, and make Canada God's Dominion, not Satan's!!!!!!!!!!

- Joseph Blunder, CHP