Dear Gilboof Bongtoddle

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Don't pay us if government shuts down

Oh and I forgot to explain about The Teabaggers who seem to be standing firm the most, determined to cut spending for things they have an idealogical passion for (against, actually!), by attaching clauses about those things, even if the spending isn't actually happening.

Oh Teabaggers - ok nothing to do with the drink, it's a slang term for some of those human activities you have been so excited by - just ask the nice lady at that little bookstore you keep sneaking into in your wide brimmed hat and big coat with upturned collar. She keeps asking, by the way is that suit you wear one of the characters from STNG, or Babylon 5? Your secret is safe with me. Just keep the special packages coming.