"Good library directors are born, not made."
---Michael McLuhan

"There are no small libraries, only small library directors."
---Genghis Khan

"And so in groups of library directors where debate is earnest, and especially on great questions of thought, the company become aware of their unity; aware the at the thought rises to an equal height in all bosoms, that all have a spiritual property in what was said, as well as in the sayer."
---Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I never met a library director I didn't like. Of course I don't know many library directors."
---Billybob Rogers

"Library directors are good for one thing. You'll have to figure out for yourself what that one thing is."
---Mark Twain