I have decided that I am fed up of the diminutive Spaniard. Too many negative connotations. At school I was always known as Polly (Polakow was a bit to advanced for Salford...) so I have reverted to my old nickname. The prefix is to ensure I don't get mixed up with the other Pollys out there. Seeing as it has often been pointed out that I am a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic and have to be treaded accordingly it seemed very apt :-)

So, Goodbye Mr. Gnomo, Hello Polly dear. I feel like a new woman...

MP.