You can tell the difference between male and female Gnomes by the length of their beards, Ebbie. In the strictest sense, while being a Gnome, I never was a man. Different species and all that. The sex change has altered that and now I am a man called Polly and very confused :-D

Of course the biggest problem is that the wife, 5 kids, and 2 grandkids will always see me with a fishing rod in hand and wonder where it all went wrong...

MP