Brother Rapparee, I'm sure that Rev. Blunder would join his mighty voice with mine in urging you to open your heart to Brother McBride and, if you can't find it within yourself to turn the other cheek to him (for, verily, he hath smitten you, as he hath smitten all of society with his heedless ways), at least acknowlege that you and he are both alike condemned sinners who absent the Saving Grace will surely burn in hell for all eternity.

After all, who among us has not staggered out of the beer parlour at one in the morning and, having stolen someone's F150, careened down some northern Ontario highway in search of an attractive barnyard animal with which to copulate, only to wind up in the hoosegow after violently assaulting the paramedics who were attempting to administer aid following the unfortunate incident with the plate glass window of the Royal Bank of Canada on Main Street.