Could be worse, Fred - you might be this one:

Anyone have experience with Fred McCormick?

I have bought a watch from Fred McCormick and am concerned that his communication has stopped. I realize that the holiday weekend may effected his ability to stay in contact. Has anyone ever dealt with McCromick? He has many sales posts on TZ, but I can't find anyone who has ever dealt with him. I hope he's legit as the money has been sent. Thanks in advance gentleman. By the way, if he is legit or not, I'll make sure to update this post.

Actually, this Fred was legit - and the watch reached its destination. Bugger being famous, innit? Now - just stop Googling yourself and go back to bed!