Will. Yes but if I didn't google myself, how would I know whether anyone had caught up with my illicit watch dealing activities?

Anyway, I wasn't googling myself. Remember that mad bastard of a BNP troll who was stealing people's identities a while ago? As a consequence of this crackpot, I set Google Alert to tell me whenever my name came up on the Internet, so that I could take swift and positive action.

I think he's gone back into rehab because things have been quiet for a while. Then the other day I received a catalogue from a company specialising in large ladies' bras. Can you imagine me in a large lady's bra? On second thoughts don't.