DigereeDooDoo   
Wettest crap humanly possible that a person can take
"After a crazy night of partying and take-out I took the worst DigereeDooDoo, it smelt sacreligious and wrong...""

Fuck You Tax
A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."
£1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!
Source, Urban Dictionary