Whoo-eee!!! Your knowledge of the inner workings of Shane's consciousness (such as it is) is acute, Amos. It's true that his mind is in his pants. And in his stomach. And in the pants of any nearby female. That's a lot for a mind as tiny as Shane's to grapple with all at the same time! No wonder he gets fatigued sometimes and falls into unfortunate lapses of good judgement, such as robbing a bank as an April Fools joke.

The cops are running a pool on whether Shane or the preacher will give out first. Odds are five to one that Shane will outlast the preacher. After all, Blunder has a hopeless election campaign that he must attend to losing while Shane has 3 free meals a day and all the time in the world. Execution by being tossed into a beaver pit has long been discontinued in the Frozen North.

But...some fear that it might be re-instated if Stephen Harper (our Conservative P.M.) wins a majority this time! THEN Shane will know the meaning of fear!!! Harper wants to turn Canada into Texas North.