Yer nuts, Bobert. Get help. If it is incurable, though, maybe they could use you at the archeological digs down in Central and South America to count all the thousands of steps on them ancient pyramids. That'd keep you busy and get yer ass off the street at the same time. Write some letters to the museums and send 'em your resume.

- Chongo

p.s. I been wonderin' how many steps it takes to walk backwards around the entire Washington Beltway one complete time while wearin' a bag over yer head. Could you check it out for me? Write me when you have the answer, okay? If I don't hear from you in say, six months, I'll assume you got either run over or arrested.