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Thread #109452 Message #3139047
Posted By: Jim Dixon
20-Apr-11 - 11:59 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: All by Yourself in the Moonlight
Subject: Lyr Add: ALL BY YOURSELF IN THE MOONLIGHT (Wallis)
VERSE 1: Boys were made for girls. Girls were made for boys. Made to share each other's cares and joys. Life without a mate is like an empty plate. Get yourself somebody to cooperate.*
CHORUS 1: There ain't no sense sittin' on a fence All by yourself in the moonlight. There ain't no thrill by the watermill All by yourself in the moonlight. There ain't no fun sitting beneath the trees, Givin' yourself a hug, givin' yourself a squeeze. It's insane, swinging down the lane** All by yourself in the moonlight.
CHORUS 2: You can't go far in a motorcar All by yourself in the moonlight. It ain't so grand in a nice sedan*** All by yourself in the moonlight. It ain't so sweet havin' a place to go, Havin' a lot to do, nobody helpin' you. 'Taint no treat in a rumble seat All by yourself in the moonlight.
VERSE 2: What's the good of parks? What's the good of trees? What's the good of stars or [a] summer breeze, If there's no one who will share them all with you? Summer just another season passin' through.
CHORUS 3: You can't be gay in a Chevrolet All by yourself in the moonlight. It don't seem real, both hands on the wheel All by yourself in the moonlight. It don't make sense, parking year motorcar, Hearing nobody say, "Stop it! You're going too far." Love's a fake. You don't get a break All by yourself in the moonlight.
SUNG TO LAST HALF OF CHORUS: When you're alone, it doesn't bring delight Kissin' yourself hello, kissin' yourself goodnight. There ain't no kick. Gosh, it makes you sick, All by yourself in the moonlight.
* or "What did Adam say before he met his fate?" (sung by Fred Douglas and others) ** or "Love's a farce, sitting on the grass" (sung by Fred Douglas and others) *** or "It don't seem real, both hands on the wheel" (sung by George Sorlie)
ADDITIONAL CHORUS SUNG BY IRVING AARONSEN & HIS COMMANDERS:
There ain't no sport bein' one girl short All by yourself in the moonlight. You can't commence winning arguments All by yourself in the moonlight. There ain't no kick takin' a buggy ride Out on a country road, nobody at your side. 'Taint no joy. Who can you annoy? All by yourself in the moonlight.
ADDITIONAL VERSES SUNG BY FRED DOUGLAS:
Little Mabel Green, she was seventeen, Saw her favourite film star on the screen. In the story he was all alone, you see. Mabel shouted, "Ivor, come and sit with me!"
Hes must have their shes. Shes must have their hes. Otherwise there'd be no family trees. Even in the zoos they keep 'em there in twos. Otherwise there'd be no little kangaroos.
ADDITIONAL VERSE SUNG BY TOMMY HANDLEY:
Shakespeare wrote a lot. Some of it was rot. Romeo would drive you off your dot. Think of him today in quite the modern way. Underneath the balcony you'd hear him say: ...
ADDITIONAL VERSES AND CHORUSES SUNG BY THE HAPPINESS BOYS:
Nobody enjoys all this traffic noise. We are told it wrecks our equipoise. Though at night we try, we cannot close an eye. Ev'ry cat around a mile would begin to cry.
It ain't no lark sitting in the park All by yourself in the moonlight. What good is love with the stars above All by yourself in the moonlight? What good's an arm without a slender waist? Without a little maid, it only goes to waste. If you were king, it wouldn't mean a thing All by yourself in the moonlight.
Johnson bought a car, one day went too far. He crashed into a lamppost. Awful jar! He landed on his head. He thought that he was dead Till a sweetie picked him up and gently said:
Your spirits droop sitting on a stoop All by yourself in the moonlight. Life's incomplete in a rumble seat All by yourself in the moonlight. It's applesauce telling yourself adieu ... and that you will be true. Love's a bunk, and you're surely sunk All by yourself in the moonlight.
You can't tell lies to the fireflies All by yourself in the moonlight. You'll agree, you're awful company All by yourself in the moonlight. N ... finding a cozy nook Losing a lot of sleep, listening to a brook Let it rain. How can you complain, All by yourself in the moonlight?
ADDITIONAL VERSE AND CHORUS SUNG BY GEORGE SORLIE:
Bill was in the war. He'd been to France before. He thought he'd like to try his French once more. Then one night he met a pretty mignonette(?). He said "I want a parlez-vous with you, my pet.
It ain't tres bon on the continent. Sans faire rien, it drives you barmy. It ain't tres bonne with no compagnonne. Sans faire rien, you ask a p'liceman. It ain't tres chic calling yourself cherie, Donnant yourself la-la, donnant yourself oui-oui. There's no dessert sitting on the turf Sans faire rien. I've had experience.
* As my own French is mediocre, I'd like to have the italicized parts above checked by someone more fluent than I. I realize it can't be perfect, because the whole joke is that Bill speaks French poorly and mingles it with English, but can anyone improve on my transcription? I don't think mignonette and dessert are right, but I can't think what to replace them with. Am I right in thinking mignonette could be a term of endearment, like "sweetie"?