Holy FLIP, Amos!!! That is FLIPPIN' GOOD, man! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Jeezus, you got a gift with words. I am gonna get a printout of that and put it up at the Iron Horse and over to Tim Hortons and maybe in the Post Office too. Har! Har! Har! Oh, man, I am dyin' here! And so is the girlfreind.

Word is that Shane will be in the joint fer a fair whiles this time, but they flippin' moved him to the low security pen. That's good. They say they are gonna give him vohcational trainin' so's he can learnd a trade! These people are Opotmeritists, eh? I wish them LUCK!!! Har! Har! Har! The only flippin' trade Shane is innerested in is to be a marrywana grow-op manager...or maybe a porn actor.

The money I collected to get Shane out ain't near enuff so we are gonna use it instead to have a party in his honer and at least recoup some of the hundreds of beer and smokes he stole and bummed offa me and everyone we know in the last year or 2.

I am not worried about the boy now. Jail is like a second home to him, eh? He will do good there.

- Don