Not to worry, eh? The boy don't mean half of what he says. Anyways, he is probally best off in the joint fer awhile, cos now he will eat 3 meals a day proper and get more helthy, eh?

In the meantime it is amazin' how much longer a 2-4 of beer is lastin' here! Flippin' amazin'. How about that, eh? And I seem to be buyin' less smokes too. The people at Timmies are gettin' used to the fact that Shane ain't arowned now. They were askin' where he was fer awhile when I pull in for coffee and a donut, but not now.

I put up that pome Amos wrote at the Iron Horse and people were fallin' on the floor laffin' over it. It is on the Wall of Fame over by the bar and I put a picther of Shane up above it wearin' his "I'm with the IDIOT ------->" hat and the T-shirt that says "FREE SEX - Apply Below" with a arrow pointin' down at his crotch.

What I am thinkin' to do now is raise money to KEEP him in jail! Killer idea, eh? I figger people will contribute big bucks to that flippin' cawse and I can maybe retire on it soon.

- Don