Further to my moan about the ersatz "MS Removal Tool", I got a lovely e-mail yesterday purporting to come from HM Revenue and Customs, informing me that I was entitled to a £238 tax rebate.

Unfortunately their helpline is apparently SO busy that they asked me to click on a link which would open up a form for me to fill in.

Yeah, right. If anybody else gets this I suggest you delete it.

What? You mean it's REAL? Where's me money!