Used to do this one. Only had one verse, inserted occasionally among rip-roarin' dance accompaniment:

Same old man, works at the mill,
And if he's not dead he's working there still,
Hand in the hopper and hand in the sack,
It's five miles over and two miles back.

I always thought the mill was a front for a bootlegger, hence the perceived shorter distance of the trip home.

Chet W.