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Thread #130423 Message #3144444
Posted By: GUEST,Alasdair
28-Apr-11 - 08:16 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: You Never Need Your Nooky When You're 90
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: You Never Need Your Nooky When You're 90
I heard John Eaglesham sing this a couple of times but can only remember snatches - the melody wasn't the same as "ye cannae shove yer grannie"
The chorus went something like ..
Oh ye dinae need yer nookie when yer ninety,
yer rarely randy after eighty three,
while younger men hae fits,
chasin' legs and bums and tits,
yer perfectly contented wi yer cup o tea
oh ye dinae need yer nookie when yer ninety,
da da da da da da da da daa daaaaaaa (can't remember this bit...)
cause yer no enslaved tae wimmin,
when yer nae producin simmin,
yer lifes yer own when you reach eighty seven...