So what's the deal with this Jack Layton massage parlour would-be scandal? The Libs and Cons must have been keeping this one in reserve for years, just in case the great unwashed ever got so fed up with the both of them that they looked willing to give the NDP a half a chance at power. I hope this desperate ploy blows up in their free-enterprising faces and wins Layton the votes needed to put him over the top. I mean, even if the guy WAS there for a handjob, which he apparently wasn't, what the hell. Who cares? Compared with Contempt Of Parliament, getting a massage, happy ending or not, is SO no big deal.