Micca, you think that's funny --- but a friend of mine (and this is someone I've known since we were kids, for better than 20 years) saw me knitting socks one day and asked if I could make him one to go on his, ah, his Friend. Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers used to do. I said it was probably possible but not likely!

My old French isn't good enough to translate Amos's post. :(