Annamill said to yours truly, "Mouse,
"I don't care how Nature endows
"a man who will brag
"about his undersized flag-
pole. A compensating braggart's a louse!"

To Anna I say, "I'm so sorry!
"I mistook your intentions bizarrely
"I thought you were saying
"You'd like to try laying
"With a man with a rod like a Harley!"

A. Nonny Mouse