Chongo: "The last time I got fed up with my own damned opinion I shot out the bathroom mirror with a .44 magnum."

Oh, tell the truth..we KNOW you were in the bathroom a long time..we know you were looking in the mirror..a long time...we know you shot the mirror....but you know as well as I, it wasn't with a .44 magnum!!!
Just keepin' ya' honest!!

GfS