I was impressed too. There ain't too many in this world can outdo Chongo Chimp when it comes to rantin' and boastin' and blusterin'...but Rapparee...well, I think the man might have an edge on me there. And I am not too proud to admit it.

I can't figger how he has stayed married so long. Maybe his wife is deaf? Or maybe she just don't care.

- Chongo