You're being unealistic paty. Just supposing......

You hear a scream one day and find you ;oved one cowering, a giant squid just ran across tha kitchen floor, she says, I thinks its there behind the cooker...!

And you can see its little Giant squid eyes - he knows he's cornered.

You know that he's there behind the cooker having sex with other giant squids - in less than an hour, there will be an established colony. You'll open the fridge and there's sucker marks on the butter, everything smells of squid, the spoon you eat your ice cream has got traces of black squid ink. Its been in the knife and fork drawer!

Next week you'll be sat down having a bag of chips and a tentacle will come over the back of the sofa.....

Act like a man! Do something now before its too late.....!