I realise some of you might find this offering offensive - but most will just giggle.

Last year the Celebrated Knockers & Knackers Band (comprised on innocent and anonymous folk renderers) released two CDs of Australian and Kiwi bawdy songs and poems. The reviewers said: 'disgustingly funny and culturally important', 'hysterical and important contribution to fighting off the politically correct police'.
Make your own (dirty) minds up and sample this You Tube video where 'Andre Rude' (aka George Washingmachine) sings one of his favourite requests.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY5RqOoeaoM

Additional information (including notes and track listings) can be found at the Rouseabout Records site www.undercovermusic.com.au