I am deeply offended at the general thrust this thread has taken. Indeed, I am appalled!

There I was, innocently launching a thread about limericks, expecting to get limericks about sensitive, meaningful, and relevant subjects....like horse racing, caligraphy, stamp collecting, and solipsism....and what do I get? Endless drivel about Spaw's oversized pecker!!!

It's an outrage.

I hope you are all suitably ashamed of yourselves.

I am going to get this limerick thread back on a tasteful basis right now.

Ahem...

There once was a fellow named Bill
Who ate an atomical pill
His navel corroded
His rectum exploded
They found his left nut in Brazil

There. That's much better.