I got a clean one, and it's historic, too.

Once upon a time, the Methodists send Bishop Francis Asbury to America to start the Methodist church here. He succeeded, as you can see by the number of Asbury Methodist Churches there are today.

Asbury, it is said, had a son who went into politics. One day, a couple committee members went up into the hills to convince an old peckerwood to vote for him.

"He's the son of a bishop! The son of a bishop!"

"Hell, all them politicians are. Where does he stand on evolution?"