"To the woods, to the woods!" "My mummy wouldn't like it" "Your mummy isn't the one who'll get it" "I'll tell the vicar" "I am the vicar!"

I'll be with you all in spirit, I would have liked to be one of the standing stoned, too, but I usually fall over.

I think I'm coming unhenged at the thought of missing the festivities. Maybe next time.