A revision of an earlier joke, which needs a bigger build-up.

Mr.Goldberg has been going to the same restaurant for twenty years, and has always started with chicken soup.

One day, he sits down, the waiter brings his soup, and Mr. Goldberg says,

"Taste this soup!"

The waiter says,
"Is there something wrong?"

"Just taste this soup!"

"But mr. Goldberg, you always start wi...."

"Just taste it!"

"Yes mr. Goldberg. Um, where's the spoon?"

"Aaaaaaah - ha!!"


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One I got from the Beeb some years ago.

Did you hear about the bloke who looked up "paranoid" in the dictionary? It said "Whaddya wanna know for?"



Ivor