WARNING: THE CAT METHOD DOES NOT WORK! (don't always believe everything SPAW tells you).....

I heard about the "Cat Method of Cassette Disposal" years and years ago. We now have SIX cats that could care less about my cassette collection. One cat turned out to be a shredder (I think she used to belong to a white house secretary) but is only interested in tearing apart my reams of songs and tunes to learn.

We thought adding dogs to the mix could possibly help. NOT! We currently have five dogs. Two of the dogs are chewers who seem to prefer things encased in plastic such as electronic guitar tuners but, for some unknown reason, seem to shun cassettes. Things do not always turn out the way you... er you get the idea.

Considering the amount of money I've spent on Cat Food, Dog Food, Vet Bills, Animal Toys, Rug Cleaner, etc. I could probably afford to throw away all of my cassettes and buy cd's.

Spaw is just trying to get rich renting out his covey of worthless felines.

Cap't Bob