Worthless?? Cap'n, these here cats are guaranteed whizzers!!! Strong stuff too!!! IF you wait too long for instance, your tapes will start to meltdown fer chrissakes.

I would be interested in setting up a rental deal with you on your canines. My gawddam Weimaraner just stares at me with those big lovey/dopey eyes and and licks us to death. I gotta' have access to some of those chewers you got!!

Spaw