So I just get back from Wisconsin, got stuck in Detroit cause of all the bad weather. Well the airline put me up in a first class hotel, ya know the one with the rubber sheets and the coin vibrator in the bed LOL.   Wasn't bad at all, except for no remote on the TV and the black mold in the tub LOL...

So this morning I get my seat, yup last seat on the airplane right next to the toilet. I was sittin right next to a very nice young black girl. I said " well at least we got a seat anyway .. she says for sure things could be worse.   We take off, a little while later a guy who looks like Colonel Sanders comes down the Isle and goes into the John. All I hear is Brrrrrip .. plop brrrrip .. he come out... Woooooo the stick .. the girl next to me goes .. Dan, it can get worse ... terrible couldn't breathe. Ok we are suffering .. next thing I know, some other guy waddles down the isle, he looked like Hoss Cartwright from Bonanza. I turned to her and said, things are not going to go very well for us i fear ... Yup ... brrrip ... stink   brrrip ... Good God ... gasping for air she says ... Ok OK i give up and grabs some perfume from her purse and starts a spraying ..

It was the longest flight I ever been on ... suffered bad ...