The Police Force ( or Farce , as they have now become) , should A) only consist of personnel who have served honourably in the Armed Forces , and B) be subject to the same conditions of service and disciplinary procedures as said members of the Armed Forces . The current bunch of scruffy , ill-disciplined , badly-led , corrupt , self-seeking morons , in whom the British public are rapidly losing all confidence , should be disbanded as soon as is practicable and re-emloyed as lavatory attendants (second class ) ; if at all.