Lol. In a moment of levity/parody, I give you the parody version of the alphabet song that one of my college roommates used to sing to me:

(To the tune of Twinkle, twinkle)

ABCD LSD
Gummy Bears are chasing me.
One is green, The other's blue.
The red ones sitting on my shoe.
Now I know my ABCs,
Next time won't you trip with me?