I was in the boot Inn in Weymouth and I was earwigging this conversation on the next table.

This guy had been arrested , given a blood test - and he was feeling quite chipper - he knew the DNA test would rule him out as a suspect for this crime the cops were investigating.

However when he was a young tearaway - twenty years before - he had broken into somewhere and cos he didn't like the people he was burglarising, he had shit on the bed. he was amazed to find the cops had got him bang to rights for this earlier indiscretion. The DNA of the phantom shitter had been put on a database.

he got 12 months.