1) Get a gawddam car.

2) No, the county fair asshole. I don't even know where the hell Scarborough is.

3) Obviuously not either one of us, Dumbshit.

4) Personally no, but you can fockin' bugger off anytime.

5) Beats me, but be sure to park your car outside so the rain can eat the finish off Asshole.

6) How about we shove 'em all up your ass?

7) Yeah...No problem. Here ya' go. Now stick your head up your ass and start rolling.

8) No, but if YOU were struck by lightning, it would have been!

9) Stay away from my feet you weird little motherfucker.

10) So you're into bestiality too huh? Figures....

BONUS ANSWER
Bugger off. Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

Spaw