You know, if I were Richard Bridge, I would ensure people are talking about the correct Richard Bridge. After all, he says he is a lawyer in Kent.

If you google lawyers in Kent, you find a Richard Bridge, who, in his practice website potted bio reckons;

"He was one of the very first "name" lawyers to pioneer the "zero-overhead" route, using modern technology to replace ALL staff – secretaries, receptionists, assistants so as to reduce costs to clients,"

I assume our Richard isn't this one? After all, what would the Luddites say when his club subscription comes up for renewal? Let alone blaming influx of Poles for keeping labour costs down...

Hows that new computer shaping up Richard? I note you say it is quad core. Perhaps the "other" Richard Bridge equals that to secretary, clerk, receptionist and cleaner.