I don't feel like a 70 year old, I feel like 7 ten year olds.

Truth to tell, I've reached the age when my back goes out more often than I do.People no longer say, "You are good looking" they say "You are looking good."
It's true that I'm looking good, just had my glasses changed.

Went to my 50th high school reunion, met my old girl friend, she was so old she didn't recognize me.