I get paid for this. The B.A.P.O.C.A. (benevolent anarchist party of Canada and America) sent me here to keep an eye on Doug R.

Actually I gave up TV (that's the truth) and (being sucky, but honest) I really like the vast majority of folks here.

Oh....and Heather and I have NO kids (just cats) and if you don't think that frees up a HUGE amount of time....

Rick (addictive personality)