You know, I never intended this thread to be all about whangers, dongs, and other euphemisms like that. I think Spaw started it. The man has no shame. Now it's out of control. It's like some hideous spawn, mutating as it goes. Sort of like that ancient Steve McQueen movie "The Blob". Oh, my god, I think it's got me...there's no escape!

Spaw had such a hell of a whanger
It inspired much envious anger
Among studs everywhere
They would grumble and swear
As he whipped out another wallbanger

Who will end the horror???