1) HOW MANY roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? (Please, no lazy responses like "the answer is blowin' in the wind.")
Does he have to walk? If he does he'll never get there... And if he drives, he'll probably speed by it so fast it doesn't register...
It's gotta be somewhen between going too slowly, and going so fast you crash because you didn't see the tree. That's adulthood.
(The answer is blowin' out Spaw's ass.)

2) Are YOU going to Scarborough Fair?
Any time I've been to Scarborough, they didn't have a Fair. (I could get a complex from that if I let it get to me.)

3) WHO knows where the time goes?
Define the parameters of this question please. ALL the time? If you want an accounting of ALL the time EVER, go see the Akashic Records. It's somewhere in a higher dimension, I don't have directions there myself, just ask around. It's an it, not a WHO, though.

4) Are YOU going away with no word of farewell?
I have said farewell, fare thee well, and good riddance to several people, things and events.
Not all at once though.

5) WHAT have they done to the rain?
Made it fall upwards.
Oh, wait, it just looks that way cause I live in a basement and I'm lying down looking at the rain........ I must be upside down. How'd I manage to type this...... No, the rain's upside down.
Has to be.

6) WHERE have all the flowers gone? (Again, no lazy responses like "the young girls picked them.")
They've migrated to warmer climates, and now they're growing upside-down.

7) Can YOU spare a dime?
A dime, yes... Can YOU spare a hundred dollars?

8) Wasn't THAT a mighty storm?
I slept right through a fantastic storm again?!!!! Were the loons calling? ARRRGGHH!

9) Who's gonna shoe your pretty little feet?
Barefoot walking in summer is one of life's greatest small joys..... The question now that winter's coming, is: who's gonna give me boots for my pretty little feet?

10) With all the wild horses in the sun, HOW am I supposed to get any riding done?
Why ride when you can fly?