Oh, give a cheer for Rapparree,
From common duties all now free,
And now that he's become retired,
His agile mind becomes inspired!
No more as Booque Manne will he travel;
He wanders 'round in psychobabble!
And like a zany news list troll,
Post wild assertions on the soul,
The mind, the sex of human beings
And other things he thinks he's seeing.
But do not bark or get annoyed
For Rapparree's no Doctor Freud
No Rogers, and no Doctor Jung
So let's chip in an buy a bung
To place within the orifice
He uses for such screeds as this!!