Similar to some of the above, but ending:

The squire of the manor was pulling his
Horse from the stable to go on a hunt
His wife in her boudoir was powdering her
Nose and arranging her vanity box
Taking precautions to ward off the
Gout and rheumatics that made her so stiff
She said she was avoiding another dose of
What did you think I was going to say?
NO you rude buggers that's all for today.