What's wrong with chewing hot tar off the road Kim?????

When I were a lad we had to get up at 3 o'clock in't mornin, lick t'road clean with us tungs, then our Dad 'ud cum and kill us all with a bloody big knife, and we were gratefull...

Never really tasted tar btw - it's just that the fumes given off by said pastiles smell like a tar boiler!

Dave the Demented

Why do they call you that?

Because I'm a teapot of course!