The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #134675 Message #3174480
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
22-Jun-11 - 09:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
Subject: RE: BS: 1st Joke Thread of 2011
"A Dog's Life"
I Lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed
Many dogs' behinds - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
The cat is not all bad
She fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.
My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet, I rip a big one.